Instant Messaging and confusions!

This is a conversation which I had with some person today and represents the height of confusion (if it wasn't confusion and a prank, I must admit it was a really nice one - I couldn't figure it out till the very end ... anyway, was quite entertaining)
To the person who was chatting with me - I hope you don't mind this.

Conversation with ***********@gmail.com at 2008-08-15 09:14:15 on sangramraje@gmail.com/Pidgin (jabber)

(09:14:15) ***********@gmail.com: hi

(09:14:19) Me: hello

(09:14:20) ***********@gmail.com: sangram


(09:14:28) ***********@gmail.com: kuthe aahes?

(09:14:41) ***********@gmail.com: ude enar aahe na?

(09:15:25) Me: me aahe Gurgaon la


(09:15:32) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:15:49) ***********@gmail.com: u will come tommrrow?

(09:15:56) Me: where?


(09:16:05) ***********@gmail.com: office.

(09:16:28) Me: who's this?

(09:16:35) ***********@gmail.com: ****


(09:16:51) Me: sorry ... I don't seem to get you ...

(09:17:08) Me: have we met before?

(09:17:32) ***********@gmail.com: kay re zasta jali ka tula.


(09:17:44) ***********@gmail.com: u forgot me.

(09:18:00) Me: arey sorry ... but I really don't recollect

(09:18:06) Me: which Sangram are you looking for?


(09:18:22) ***********@gmail.com: sangram g()*&.

(09:18:56) Me: achcha ... can you tell me how I know you, I seriously can't recollect quickly

(09:19:53) ***********@gmail.com: u r sangram jadav na?


(09:20:08) Me: not really

(09:20:22) Me: who are you looking for?

(09:20:40) ***********@gmail.com: hain g(*&^ kasala no tanki kartos.


(09:22:38) ***********@gmail.com: he sangram phone uchal na.

(09:24:01) ***********@gmail.com: ka re mobile band kela..

(09:24:20) Me: which number are you calling?


(09:27:44) ***********@gmail.com: your number

(09:28:02) ***********@gmail.com: now is on

(09:28:35) Me: can I know my number?


(09:28:59) ***********@gmail.com: kasala natak kartos>

(09:29:36) Me: can you please tell me which Sangram you are looking for and what his phone number is?

(09:29:50) Me: and who are you?


(09:30:05) Me: your full name and the way I should know you

(09:31:09) ***********@gmail.com: i am going to home

(09:31:24) ***********@gmail.com: meet me day after tommrrow.

(09:31:28) Me: please wait ... at least tell me who you are looking for


(09:31:39) Me: just a min ... I think there is some confusion here ...

(09:31:51) Me: please answer what I asked

(09:32:04) ***********@gmail.com: i am looking my friend sangram jadav same mail id


(09:32:16) Me: how come his mail id is sangramraje?

(09:32:37) Me: this is Sangram Raje

(09:32:45) Me: and I guess I don't really know you


(09:32:49) ***********@gmail.com: sangram raje his father name.

(09:32:57) Me: what?

(09:33:11) ***********@gmail.com: raje his father name.


(09:33:19) Me: thats interesting stuff!

(09:33:23) Me: where does he stay?

(09:33:35) Me: raje ye kisika first name pehli baar sun raha hoon!


(09:33:38) ***********@gmail.com: pune at katraj.

(09:33:40) Me: and where are you from?

(09:33:51) ***********@gmail.com: pune


(09:33:56) Me: hmm ...

(09:34:03) Me: and how do you know him?

(09:34:42) ***********@gmail.com: i and he is working same company....


(09:34:54) Me: and where is that?

(09:35:08) ***********@gmail.com: he is going away...

(09:35:12) Me: and what is his phone number?


(09:35:24) ***********@gmail.com: but why

(09:35:27) Me: where away?

(09:35:35) ***********@gmail.com: u are not sangam jadv


(09:35:43) Me: which company do you work in?

(09:35:47) ***********@gmail.com: satara

(09:35:51) Me: yeah, I know that ...


(09:35:53) Me: nice, ok ...

(09:35:54) ***********@gmail.com: netflex

(09:36:06) Me: so, I am not the person you are looking for ...


(09:36:18) Me: unfortunately, mala baryach shivya khayala laglyat ... but anyway ...

(09:36:23) ***********@gmail.com: r u sangram friend?

(09:36:29) Me: best of luck in looking for your sangram ...


(09:36:32) Me: no, sorry!

(09:36:54) ***********@gmail.com: sorry man.

(09:37:15) ***********@gmail.com: what is your name?


(09:37:21) Me: Sangram Raje

(09:37:34) ***********@gmail.com: what is your surname?

(09:37:37) Me: and Raje is my surname


(09:37:44) Me: NOT my fathers name

(09:37:44) ***********@gmail.com: no

(09:37:49) Me: no?


(09:37:58) ***********@gmail.com: your surname is jadav.

(09:38:09) Me: right ...

(09:38:27) Me: so I am the Sangram Jadav you want to talk to and I work with you in Netflex, Satara ...


(09:38:36) ***********@gmail.com: you are sangram don't cheat me.

(09:38:37) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:38:40) Me: now the slight issue is that I don't really want to talk to you now ...


(09:38:45) ***********@gmail.com: mr sangram.

(09:38:45) Me: main thoda bore ho gaya hoon ...

(09:38:49) Me: abhi mood nahi hai


(09:38:55) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:38:57) Me: so, can we talk sometime later ...

(09:38:59) ***********@gmail.com: bye


(09:39:03) Me: Mr **** ***** :)

(09:39:04) ***********@gmail.com: see again,

(09:39:08) Me: I guess not


(09:39:14) ***********@gmail.com: i will f*(& u.

(09:39:17) Me: anyway, keep your fingers crossed ...

(09:39:22) Me: oh man, I will die for that!


(09:39:40) Me: can I know your true identity?

(09:39:49) ***********@gmail.com: but why

(09:40:11) Me: ok, so does your friend Sangram look like me?


(09:40:17) Me: I guess you can see my photo right?

(09:40:28) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:40:40) ***********@gmail.com: show me your photo.


(09:40:50) Me: you should be able to see it in GTalk

(09:41:00) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:41:07) Me: if you have "your" Sangram's photo, I would like to see that as well ...


(09:41:09) ***********@gmail.com: now iam able

(09:41:18) Me: just to know how I am "supposed" to look!

(09:43:05) ***********@gmail.com: relly u are not sangram jadav?


(09:43:26) Me: ok ... the only way to clear that confusion is you tell me his phone number ...

(09:43:30) Me: can you do me that favour?

(09:44:03) ***********@gmail.com: i will not give u..


(09:44:12) Me: why not?

(09:44:22) Me: I am supposed to be the person having that phone number isn't it?

(09:44:44) ***********@gmail.com: but why u want his number?


(09:44:52) Me: i want MY number, apparently

(09:45:13) ***********@gmail.com: apparently means?

(09:46:17) ***********@gmail.com: bye


(09:46:31) ***********@gmail.com: i m going to home

(09:46:35) Me: ok ... so, let me see if you understand this - I am NOT Sangram Raje, my surname is NOT Jadav, my father's name is NOT Raje, I do NOT work in Netflex, I do NOT stay in Satara and finally ... I am NOT going to come to YOUR office anytime

(09:47:12) ***********@gmail.com: ok friend


(09:47:15) ***********@gmail.com: bye

(09:47:21) Me: bye

(09:47:21) ***********@gmail.com: see u again.


(09:47:32) Me: I couldn't understand just one thing ...

(09:47:50) ***********@gmail.com: really u are not sangram jadav..

(09:47:51) Me: is this the first time you are chatting with your "friend" on this mail id?


(09:48:27) ***********@gmail.com: not ffrist secound time

(09:48:37) Me: when was the first?

(09:48:39) Me: today morning?


(09:49:11) ***********@gmail.com: i tihank you are sangram's friend

(09:49:25) ***********@gmail.com: sagram sitting near u.

(09:49:49) ***********@gmail.com: today morring


(09:50:00) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:50:02) Me: no, he wasn't sitting near me ...

(09:50:22) ***********@gmail.com: you are not sangram why u add me.


(09:50:26) Me: he was ME ... just that that Sangram is NOT Sangram Jadav but this is Sangram Raje

(09:50:34) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:50:37) Me: galti ho gayi dost ... maafi maangta hoon ...


(09:50:49) Me: I guess you are getting late now, right?

(09:50:51) ***********@gmail.com: friend sorry to disturb u.

(09:50:55) Me: so, just go and have some rest


(09:51:03) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:51:05) ***********@gmail.com: bye

(09:51:06) Me: bye


(09:51:14) Me: better luck finding your friend next time

(09:51:19) Me: but this is NOT his email ID

(09:51:25) ***********@gmail.com: thanks

(09:51:47) ***********@gmail.com: u ignore me your id.

(09:52:16) Me: yes, my id ignore you id

(09:52:20) Me: ok ok?


(09:52:30) Me: later we no talk again, ok ok?

(09:52:43) ***********@gmail.com: ok

(09:52:45) ***********@gmail.com: bye


(09:52:47) Me: bye