Dedicated to my favourite movie !

AAA - Andaz Apna Apna is my favourite movie and today while I was following some community on Orkut, thought I should dedicate atleast one post in this blog to the great script writers and actors and directors, basically everyone associated with that movie !

So giving below an arbit collection of dialogues from that movie ... AAA fans - go on and try to see how many you can identify and give "Reference To Context" !

Warning : This could be quite a long list ... so anybody who hates this movie or something, maybe you should not read ahead ... however it would be great if you could leave me a comment !

My small tribute to the greatest comedy movie ever made !

1. Chyamayla...tu kon?
2. sir ye do number ke badmash raste mein uthapatk kar rahe the
3. Chipakke Chipakke ...
4. Doctor ko bulau kya doctor?
5. Happy B'day Raabert
6. Chai mein shakkar dalne ka time ho gaya kya sir?
7. uthal puthal ? uthal puthal !
8. mein defeat nahi khaane wala ... mein nahi khaungaa defeat !
9. Ooooh Amar .. jal gaye
10. abbbuuu jaaaaan...
11. aha ... tasbeer se bhi jyada khoobsoorat!
12. Miss Kuch kuch ... aakhir aap hai kaun kuch kuch?
13. gum ka saathi rum. par iski aadat mat dalana. isse liver kharab hota hai
14. teja mein hu, mark idhar hai !
15. india to mujhe kabhi pasand hi nahi tha !
16. Yeh toh mujhse ghor paap ho jata
17. acche bhale to ab bhi hai, lekin ye bure bhale kab se ban gaye
18. abe jiske naseeb main hogi usko milegi
19. ye firodi ke paise hai ya maiyat ka chanda
20. sawal ek javab do, sawal ek jawab do, sawal javab sawal jawab sawal jawab ... chup ... lambi khamoshi !
21. Dhakkichiki Dhakkichiki dhakkichiki dha ...
22. abe e ... shaadi hogi meri aur bhabhi hogi teri
23. ye country hi deewano ki hai ... ek dhundo, hazaaro mil jaayenge !
24. thoda niche jaake kudungi dard kum hoga
25. Main jaanta thaa aapmein kuch hai ... lekin itnaa kuch?
26. lagta hai kaccha khiladi hai
27. Yeh vasco dagama ki gun hai ... nishaan lagane ki koi jaroorat nahi ... shikar ka naam lo, goli khudbakhud usse jaake lagti hai !
28. khali hain na ? toh phek de ...
29. chalo chalo ... mein tumhein doosra la doonga !
30. pehli baar tu bahut khush hua tha ... jab ...
31. Aapka plan hi galat hai !
32. Lakh lakh ke pachaas cheque hoenge sir !
33. Teja ... kaise aadmi paal rakhain hay tune. saley suit dus dus hazaar ka pahantay hain. akal dus kaudi ki bhi nahi hay
34. Ye tumhari khandani bimari hain kya ?
35. lekin achha hua ! Bahut Dharam-Karam ki baat karta tha, bahut bore karta tha saala
36. 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... dhamaka !
37. Ye Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh teja teja?
38. main teja hoon, kyunki mera naam bhi teja hain !
39. mai ab is dukaan me chudiyo ka dhanda karunga !
40. waise aap log jaa kahan rahen hai ?
41. khandani chor hu, aya hu to kuch to lutke jaunga ... mugambo ka bhateeja, ...
42. Sala mereko London nahi dekhana hain kya ? lekin kaise jaata ?!
43. Galti se mistake ho gaya !
44. yeh kiske mama ki gun hain ?
45. Sooraj Doobne ke baad batti nahi jalana ... aur sote waqt awaaz to nahi karte ho na ? Paas mein kabristan hai wahan se complaint nahi aani chahiye ... Bolo mat Sunte raho
46. aapka toh pata nahi....par meri izzat hai yahan pe
47. Strike abhi chal rahi hai ? lagta hai muze hi kuch karna padega
48. Nahi yaar asli wale lal mein rakhe the ...
49. Aray Tumhara Boss hun ek toh do !
50. dekha hai pehli baar saajan ke aankhon mein pyaar ...
51. tum log bolte nai ho yar !
52. Bahut accha, Bahut accha ... fine, fine !
53. jangal mein oye oye ! - this is actually just written, not said
    
54. Bada hi nek beta hai apka ... bola abba ke ilaaj ke liye paisa chahiye !
55. shaab buzy hain ! arey commissioner hoga apne ghar ka hoga
56. chaudry and sons haa suna hai suna hai ...
57. yeh kya program hai ?
58. Woh nahi ... uske neeche
59. kaale mirch ke laddu, adrak ka halwa, karele ka soup, mirchi salad !
60. itne saaare naam ... baaki log kidhar hain ?!
61. Kaleja Thanda Ho Gaya Mera
62. wicket keeper nahi goal keeper, bewakoof
63. mera boss ? kaun hain mera boss ? mera boss kaun hain ?
64. abey, batla danny, idhar aa
65. Mere doobe hue 36,000 rupaye to dilva do
66. milega haan milega ... jail mein sab kuch milta hain !
67. do dost ek pyale mai chay piyenge, isse dosti badhti hain !
68. Nani yaad aayi ? nahin ? toh ilaaj chal raha hain !
69. ye paapi sansar, ye bedard duniya, ye dushman jamaana, ye hamein jeene nahi dega !
70. phone to aana hi hai, woh to aa jaayega
71. tumne sholay picture dekhi hai ?
72. Ho gaya, ho gaya ... Wah Wah production ki izzat the bhajipala ho gaya
73. Dekhunga Dekhunga ... accounts Dekhunga ...
74. ye maine switzerland se kharida ... main wahan aksar jaata rehta hoon ... mujhe wahan ki shaam bahut pasand hain !
75. Chai mein shakkar kam hai
76. Kuch dekhna dikhana hai kya ... fatafat kapde utaro aur so jao !
77. abey sita aur gita nahi idiot ... ram aur shyam
    
78. darata kyun hai ?
79. English know you ? i can Walk engleesh, talk engleesh ... feeneesh, feeneesh !
80. gogo ji, aapka ghagara
81. tu maidan mein tha hi kab ?
82. mmmm main ? yyyyy yahan ? aaaa kyun nahi ?
83. javani mein aap kaafi khandani dikhte the !
84. andhi behen aur vidhva maa ...
85. yeh main nahi mera judwaa bhai hai
86. PLAAANNNNNN ...
87. mujhe bohot zor say sussu aai hai !
88. Darta hu mere haatho kisika khoon na ho jaaye
89. chavanni chavanni jama kar ke to yeh ghar banvaya hain maine !
90. line se andar karo sabko ... arey, yeh log to line mein hi khade hain !
91. unki ankhe dekiye, kitni badi badi hai !
92. aap idhar udhar kyun dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar !
93. raveena main aaya, raveena main aaya ...
94. are mian yeh subah subah kis per bighad rahe ho ?
95. Jaise do teer mein ek shikar karte hai !
96. Acha hain, acha hain acha hain acha hain
97. acha hain, acha hain !
98. De do ... buddha hai
99. bread ka badshaah aur omlette ka rajja !
100. Muscle dekhee hai muscle, masal ke rakh doonga ...
101. uinuinuinuiuinuinuinuuu ...
102. kyon bey ? naya hai kya ? jaa, fan chalu kar, saaala
103. ek baar raveena mil jaaye, fir batti hi batti hain, batti hi batti !
104. gogo ke kaarnaame. kamaal hain, nahi?
105. main marte dam tak tumhaari madat karunga ...
106. tune raveena ji ko langur bola !
107. sala pavwala
108. Apple achche hain
109. ab hum bhi unhe mazaa chakhainge...Righto
110. yaanee jahaan kainchee chalti thee kachakach kachakach, wahaan ab gataasa chalega khatakhat khatakhat ?
111. kya bhai sahab, chavanni ke liye shor kar riya hai ?
112. Kaisa lag raha hai .... kaisa lag raha hain ?
113. Sir! Ab aap .... piyo !
114. chal chal niche utar niche uthar ! saale godiwaale !
115. Sab cheej time to time hona chahiye, non-sense
     
116. abey, der ho gayee
117. main aap ko bhi hero banaunga, uncle
118. bade mamu kahan gaye ?
119. 30 karod milte hi police ka mooh band, phir na ghar duur, na chabi duur, na lockup duur, aur na heere duur !
120. Police bhi yehi kahegi
121. kyonki sab apni tarah smart nahin hote !
122. party sharty ho jaye ...
123. arey arey munni ka phool gir gaya
124. abe ye teesra kaun hai ?
125. kabhi kabhi sochti hoon, in majboot kandhon ka sahara na hota to mera kya hota
126. sab se pehle mai uthta hoon ...
127. aapka dhandhaa band ho chuka ! aapki dukaan bik chuki !
128. Lagta hai ye paagal ho gaya
129. jab dil toot-ta hain, to uska asar seedha dimaag par hota hain !
130. sir, mera role yaad rakhna
131. chaaron taraf se khushiyon ke samachar milte hain !
132. haan, mark to hona chaiye !
133. topi seedhi tie upar !
134. kuch ubal raha hai kya ?
135. Tumhare to tevar hi badal gayein hai, tevar
136. arre munna apne abba ko kyun yaad kar rahe hon ?
137. Tum dono ko dekh kar mujhe ramanand sagar ki ramayan ka woh episode yaad aa gaya jisme ram-bharat ka milap hota hain
138. Amar Prem aa gaye ! amar prem aa gaye !
139. kya namaste namaste laga rakhi hai ? baaraat mein aaye ho kya ?
140. kahan hai meri laado ramiyaan !
141. aapne bataya nahi aaj mera birthday hain ?
142. Arre wo chhodo, ye dekho, game ho jayega tumhara, game !
143. Bade ajeeb naukar hai is ghar ke pehle de nahi rahe the ab le nahi rahe hain !
144. chalo chalo dande maarne hain !
145. jaise police chor ko dhund nikalti hain, waise main soong kar, mareej ko talaash kar leta hoon
146. khub pyaar karo, jee bhar ke pyaar karo
147. mere baare main koi poochta hi nahi hai
148. tum jaanvar log jungle mei kya kar rahe ho ?
149. usse shaadi karke bawarchi banna hai mujhe?
150. Ungli muuh se aur tum kamrey se baahar !
151. Mujhe koi jaldi nahi hai ...
152. ye le pakad, aur uske muuh pe maar ke aa
153. sir sunne sunane ka time gaya ... ab main aapko kuch dikhata hoon ...
154. nahi iska ulta kar ...
155. toh tum ho teja ke aadmi log ?
156. kabhi kabhi bheed mein yun kahda dikhayi deta hai !
157. nahin jayenge nahin jayenge hum yahaan se nahin jayenge !
158. Maan na maan main tera mehman
159. inki ? arey pushto ki life ban jaayegi, pushto ki !
160. yeh to pakka khilaadi nikala
161. naa surat na shakl na akal, koi bhi chala ata hain
162. darshan hogaye baba ke ?
163. Kya ! Sunita ye to meri maa ka naam hai ...
164. ab aaya hai unth pahaad ke neeche ...
165. ab tumhare bina jiya nahi jaata

Hmm ... I guess thats enough ! Hope I have not made too many mistakes, saw a forum or orkut and copied some from there. I would claim I know atleast 150 of these very well !

That is one ever-green movie for me ! Huge fan of Andaz Apna Apna !